i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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