yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
its not stalking. its research.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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