when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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