I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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