she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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