he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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