whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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