Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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