She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize