She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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