Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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