Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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