I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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