but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
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