I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
vagina is talking i cant
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
