found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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