i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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