This girl is more easily done than said...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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