real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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