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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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