he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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