So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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