We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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