I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize