some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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