She's JV to your varsity
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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