thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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