The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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