Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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