it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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