what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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