I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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