Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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