I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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