I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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