Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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