ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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