we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
