YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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