Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
no you cant smoke seaweed
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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