Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
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Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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