Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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