That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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