Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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