I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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