No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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