office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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