I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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