i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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