We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
