I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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