BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I didn't notice because vodka
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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