You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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