Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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