There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Randomize
