Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I have tasted many bathrooms
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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