Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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