I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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