why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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